I’ll regret this, you say? Watch me.

Thursday, March 17, 2016
I’ll regret this, you say? Watch me.

March Manness is an important time in a creative person’s life. Over the past six years, it’s been a rite of passage at ThomasARTS for creative and account services alike. Both genders. And what defines this time-honored tradition is the same thing that separates it from the rest of the year: an opportunity for us to overdo it.

It all started in an era of baby showers and bridal parties. At the time, manliness was disappearing in a sea of frilly food and color coordination. We wanted to get back to the roots of what it means to be a man. To once again enjoy the camaraderie of competition, all while wrapping several grilled brats in a kinsman’s embrace.

Today, this non-chauvinistic and non-exclusive event is a celebration of everything great in life. Competitors fill out a March Madness bracket, for which we hold a drawing for prizes. They also compete in manly contests of strength and daring. And everyone who participates gets a March Manness T-shirt.

All in all, it’s arguably the best day of the year at ThomasARTS. If you’re anywhere near our neighborhood, we hope you’ll join us.


1st Rule: You always talk about March Manness.

2nd Rule: You ALWAYS talk about March Manness.

3rd Rule: Wear pants with an elastic waistband.

4th Rule: You will NOT be asked to do something against your moral character, but you WILL be out of your comfort zone.

5th Rule: Challenges will go on as long as they have to.

6th Rule: If it’s your first time at March Manness, you have to man up.

And just to throw in a 7th Rule: Have fun!


Rhett Boyakin

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 5% inspiration, and 2% butterscotch ripple." –W. WonkaBrains. Talent. Passion. And a healthy appetite for mischief.

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