An Endorsement for Taglines

Thursday, June 19, 2014
An Endorsement for Taglines

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s a tagline. They’re the ultimate driving machine. Something you don’t want to leave home without. A tagline is forever. Got milk? Good, because you’ll need it. (As the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand.) Taglines taste great, and they’re less filling. They try harder. The few, the proud, the tagline. They take a lickin’, but they keep on tickin’. They’re like a rock. The heartbeat of America. Where’s the beef, you say? Let your tagline do the talking, and you’ll find out. Some say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but taglines bring good things to life. The kinds of things when you care enough to send the very best. Because after one glance, we’re all lovin’ it. And when it’s time to make the donuts, a tagline is the best way to be all you can be.

So just do it.

(Can you hear me now?)

Rhett Boyakin

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 5% inspiration, and 2% butterscotch ripple." –W. WonkaBrains. Talent. Passion. And a healthy appetite for mischief.

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